Penelope is not a boy.
Posted: September 4th, 2009 | Author: allison | Filed under: Duxploitation Corner | Tags: duck lesbians, duck sex, eggs, penelope | 1 Comment »Evidence #1: Â Penelope is a girl’s name.
Evidence #2: Â When my sister dressed up like Penelope, she did not put on a penis.
Evidence #3: Â Today there were three duck eggs in the coop.
Just because two people have sex does not mean that one is a man and one is a woman. Â It is the same with ducks.
Blake, you did not see any duck penises or duck vaginas let alone duck semen being ejaculated into a duck vagina. Â You tried to sound objective and journalistic, but you did not have all of the facts.
I doubt you even know what a duck vagina or duck penis looks like. Â I object to your duxploitative presumptuousness.
Er, um, I think you are confusing me with the *anonymous* author of the erotic duck fan fiction, and also confusing fan fiction with journalism. Unlike Adam’s story, the story I posted was not intended to be a true account of events which actually happened.
As for what a duck penis looks like:
http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/enviro/EnviroRepublish_366856.htm